Since Laurie took the time to write this survey, I thought I'd do her the favor of answering her questions..let's see..
1. What does your name mean?: He who comes from Scotland...no joke..I looked it up.
2. Your favorite colour?: Blue.
3. Your favorite animal?: Fox..isn't it obvious?
4. Your favorite plant?: This is indeed a first..but I'm going to have to go with the oak tree. Of course, I could always be hobbitish and say "Pipeweed." but I don't do tobacco.
5. Your favorite smell?: Smell? Er...I guess I'm always a sucker for the smell of hot apple pie.
6. What are you thinking about right now?: My favorite smell..thank you very much, Laurie.
7. If you had a list of people to kill, who would be the first person on the list?: The nice girl who wrote this survey..just kidding, Laurie. Nah..I don't keep a list..
8. By what means would you kill this person?: I'd kill Laurie by flogging her with a wet noodle..what?
9. If you could have one sort of destructive device installed on your car, what would it be?: Machine gun headlights!!!
10. Let's say you're in LOTR and YOU are the ringbearer. Who, in real life, would you have in your fellowship and why? No more than nine people, but you can have less.: Oh, let's see....Laurie..cause she knows where to go with the damn thing..Chris..cause he'd be there when Laurie starts freaking out over the elves..my friend Dan..cause he could run over the orcs with his Taurus..and I dunno who else.
11. What fictional characters would you have in your fellowship if it consisted of fictional characters?: Let's see..can I have Aragorn? We need some king to return in the end, don't we? And I'll take Legolas..just so Laurie has someone to oogle over...and I'll take Zorian with me....heck, he can take all the sword blows for me and not die..hello, Living Shield..
12. Star Wars or Star Trek?: Star Wars, damnit.
13. You're home alone, and have somehow got seriously injured. What injury do you most likely have?: Uh.....I can stitch this finger back on and it would still work, right? Crap..
14. If you don't mind my asking, what do you have in your pockets right now?: "What's he got in his pocketses, precious...eh?" My gameboy advance.
15. Red Pill or Blue Pill?: Blue pill..that way I can get back to sleep and forget I met you.
16. Let's say you could have one of these two powers, which one do you pick? Turning invisable, or running through walls?: Uh..don't these go hand in hand..I suppose invisibility would be cool. I can see what people say about me behind my backs.
17. You can communicate with one animal of your choice like a fluent language. What animal do you choose?: My dogs....so I can tell one of them to stop clawing at my damn door!!
18. If you can see one person in the shower that has ever existed in real life, like you're a ghost or something, who would it be?: Oh lordy, Laurie..you were really bored, weren't you? I don't have an answer for this one right now.
19. If you could have any one question answered truthfully, what question would you ask?: I would ask, "Laurie? What were you smoking when you wrote this?" No..I'd ask..what is the purpose of our living..and where are we going in the end?
20. You step out your door and can walk any direction you want and can go as far as you like without stopping, which way do you go? North, South, East or West?: West..that way I can go to CA on my way to wherever it is I am going.
21. If you were given the oppurtunity to be the opposite gender version of yourself for one day, would you do it?: Sure. Why not?
22. What would be the first inanimate object you would destroy if you were feeling vandalistic and in what way would you destroy it?: Laurie's car....no..uh..the trucks that come into Wal-Mart...heheheheheheheheheheh..what?
23. Silver or Gold?: Silver..ish purty..
24. What sweet yummy treat are you craving right now, or have craved most recently?: Ice cream..
25. What famous person, dead or living, would you like to sit down and spend an evening conversing with?: Lincoln.
26. Do you have rabies?: No.
27. Have you ever bitten somebody?: No.
28. Have you ever dreamt about having to go pee?: Yes..
29. What's the worse nightmare you've ever had?: Being shot.
30. What's the best dream you've ever had?: Never really had one I would consider the best..
31. What are your plans on taking over the world?: Annoying people.
32. What's your superpower?: I can fly!
33. Ocean or Lake?: Lake..no salt..so if I get stranded, I can at least drink the water.
34. Paper or Plastic?: Plastic..paper requires trees..
35. Would you like fries with that?: Sure. Why not?
36. If you lost one of your five senses, which one would you be willing to part with?: My sense of smell.

Yay! It has finally come to an end! Yesss!! Just kidding. Thank you, Laurie..for wasting ten minutes of my life. Nah..love ya, Laurie. Now go outside and have some fun..seriously.